Sunnyvale High School

 

If you can't be a good example ~ then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.   
    ~Catherine~

 

 

 

  

 

Playlist is an optional fun thing. However, there is audio on a few things below so maybe another time!

 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!

I'm the life of the party......   even if it lasts until 8 p.m.
I'm very good at opening childproof caps...   with a hammer.
I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.
I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.
I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over...
I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not nearly as cute as mine.
I'm so cared for --- long term care, eye care, private care, dental care

                           

PLEASE WAIT UNTIL THE GROUP CHANGES POSITIONS.
IS IT TWELVE OR THIRTEEN??

Run your cursor over the people


This will drive you crazy!


WHERE DOES THE EXTRA MAN COME FROM?
Don't ask me; I haven't figured
it out yet !!

 

 

 Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.



 

 



 Music will go off when you click on the stickman

 

Click on  the Stickman

What your computer does when you're asleep

 



 

 



 

 

 

The older we get,
the fewer things
seem worth waiting in line for.

 

 

 

 Hitler want to be a Sunnyvale Jet...

Anonymous Author :)



 

 

 

 

 

What's the difference between a horse and a frog?? Watch closely

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered:
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
5. All reports are in; Life is now officially unfair.
6. If all is not lost, where is it?
7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
8. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...
10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
11. Accidents in the back seat cause...kids.
12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
13. Only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
16. It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.
17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get
something and then wonder what I'm here after.

 

  

 

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1.  You believe in Santa Claus
  2.  You don't believe in Santa Claus
3.  You are Santa Claus
4 -- You look like Santa Claus